Monty

Age:

Average for Scottish soils, less than 10,000 years

Address:

On the mountain tops

Preferred Occupation:

Conservationalist/bird watcher, skier, hill walker

Height/Weight:

Surprisingly tall despite stony faced exterior. Heavy due to large number of kidney stones.

Colour:

A dull brown and often bald on top.

Personality:

Very sensitive and cannot tolerate being disturbed.

Notes:

The patient displays a strong resistance to extreme cold and windy weather, but is very intolerant to heat. Very vulnerable to global warming and is home to many important small plants. Handle with extreme care.