Pete

Age:

A young head on old shoulders

Address:

Northern Scotland and the Islands

Preferred Occupation:

Water supplier/whisky distiller/ornithologist

Height/Weight:

Height varies from 0.5-8 metres; Weight normal but reduces by 90% when dried

Colour:

Dark

Personality:

Unfriendly

Notes:

Patient complains of severe constipation and describes symptoms consistent with severe water retention. Thin skinned and work shy.

Health advice:

Patient advised to act naturally and to keep themselves moist at all times to avoid damaging their skin. Generally in good health but dry weather can bring out his fiery nature. Nil by mouth and do not disturb.

PDF file: Pete Soil Health Profile [1] (1.79 MB)

Take a look at the Pedologist’s (soil doctor) reports on the soil characteristics for Pete. [2]