Pete
Age:
A young head on old shoulders
Address:
Northern Scotland and the Islands
Preferred Occupation:
Water supplier/whisky distiller/ornithologist
Height/Weight:
Height varies from 0.5-8 metres; Weight normal but reduces by 90% when dried
Colour:
Dark
Personality:
Unfriendly
Notes:
Patient complains of severe constipation and describes symptoms consistent with severe water retention. Thin skinned and work shy.
Health advice:
Patient advised to act naturally and to keep themselves moist at all times to avoid damaging their skin. Generally in good health but dry weather can bring out his fiery nature. Nil by mouth and do not disturb.
PDF file: Pete Soil Health Profile (1.79 MB)
Take a look at the Pedologist’s (soil doctor) reports on the soil characteristics for Pete.